Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Archaeological Breaking News: ANCIENT LDS PROVERBS UNCOVERED

ANCIENT LDS PROVERBS
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

He who blurts out the loudest Amen, gets the biggest stares.

‘Tis better to hide your talents than to be called as the next Scoutmaster.

Let sleeping High Councilmen lie.

Give a casserole, never receive the casserole dish back.

It takes a lot of energy to do genealogy. Ancestors were not all born in a day.

A LDS mother's SUV is her castle

When it comes to being asked to be the next Den leader, dishonesty is the best policy.

Scouts should be seen and not heard.

If a basketball player offends once, shame on him; if he offends twice, take him down and slam him.

He who is a home teacher should never expect his home teaching to be done.

Relief Society sisters could not be everything, that's why they invented Prozac.

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