WANTED:
EVERY WARD HAS AT LEAST ONE OF THESE.
DOES YOURS?
Six hundred imperfect/dysfunctional/mentally unstable Ward members
One self-declared “Last Days” or “Signs of the Times” expert
One Official Sunday School Class Head Nodder (Usually sits on the front row and nods head in agreement with everything teacher says)
One Mormon Tabernacle Wanna-be (Usually a Soprano)
One “Was-supposed-to-be-in-the-Pro’s” Sport’s reject.
One Funeral Potato Specialist
One Scrapbook Perfectionado
One Obsessive Compulsive Librarian (Usually specializes in video equipment)
One Self-appointed Pew Coordinator
One Teenager-in-the-hall Security Guard (Usually serves in the Sunday School Presidency)
All of the above
If your Ward has any or all of the above-mentioned Ward members in it, DO NOT PANIC!!! In fact, do not do anything at all because your Ward is completely normal!!!
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