Thursday, March 10, 2005

WANTED BREAKING NEWS: EVERY WARD HAS AT LEAST ONE OF THESE. DOES YOURS?

WANTED:
EVERY WARD HAS AT LEAST ONE OF THESE.
DOES YOURS?

Six hundred imperfect/dysfunctional/mentally unstable Ward members

One self-declared “Last Days” or “Signs of the Times” expert

One Official Sunday School Class Head Nodder (Usually sits on the front row and nods head in agreement with everything teacher says)

One Mormon Tabernacle Wanna-be (Usually a Soprano)

One “Was-supposed-to-be-in-the-Pro’s” Sport’s reject.

One Funeral Potato Specialist

One Scrapbook Perfectionado

One Obsessive Compulsive Librarian (Usually specializes in video equipment)

One Self-appointed Pew Coordinator

One Teenager-in-the-hall Security Guard (Usually serves in the Sunday School Presidency)

All of the above

If your Ward has any or all of the above-mentioned Ward members in it, DO NOT PANIC!!! In fact, do not do anything at all because your Ward is completely normal!!!

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