UNRECORDED COMMENTS MADE BY THEIR MOTHERS IN THE BOOK OF MORMON:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1. Get down from that wall right now, Samuel. You’re gonna get hurt!
2. Laman and Lemuel, what’s it gonna take for you to finally quit picking on your brother?
3. You really expect me to believe, Lehi, that you just woke up one morning and this thing was sitting outside the front door of our tent?
4. You lie again, Korihor, and your father and I are gonna wash your mouth out with soap.
5. I mean it this time, Enos. Go to sleep!
6. Really, girls. Don’t you think it’s pretty pompous of you to believe some guys are gonna whisk through here some day, sweep you off your feet and marry all of you at once? You’ve got to be kidding!
7. After all we do for you, Laman and Lemuel, all you can do is complain!
8. Abinadi, take off those clothes. They smell like a fiery furnace!
9. You mean to tell me Moroni that you buried those plates in a mountainside and now you can’t remember where you put them?
10. Helaman, go tell your sons right now that they’d better listen to me or else!
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