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LDS BED IN A BAG!!!
NEVER GO TO BED IMPERFECT AGAIN!!!!
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
Never miss another prayer!
Read your scriptures every night!
Be ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FAITHFUL in EVERYTHING YOU DO, including doing ALL of your home/visiting teaching visits... until the Millennium comes!
With LDS Bed in a Bag’s highly effective, technologically correct and ultra-equipped sensors, LDS Bed in a Bag comes complete with:
A comforter that easily detects whether or not your home/visiting teaching has been done! If not, LDS Bed in a Bag’s sensors detect this and BANG! a piercing alarm sounds that will not allow you to wrap yourself in this comforter until everyone of your families have been visited.
Nightly prayers haven't been said? No problem with LDS Bed in a Bag’s sheets. They will shock you so badly that you won’t want to get within ten feet of these sheets until you've gotten on your knees first!
For some reason, you inadvertently tried to climb into bed without reading your scriptures first? Ha! LDS Bed in a Bag’s pillow is there to shoot massive amounts of cold water at your face until you resolve to never miss reading your scriptures again!
Even the dust ruffle has detectors! Doing your genealogy a problem? No more. Let LDS Bed in a Bag's dust ruffle trip you into remembering those ancestors.
All of this and more! Buy LDS Bed in a Bag NOW! The Second Coming is on its way!
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