LEADING BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN THINGS EVERY CHORISTER HOPES TO FIND IN HEAVEN

TOP TEN THINGS EVERY CHORISTER
HOPES TO FIND IN HEAVEN
(By Bettyanne Bruin)


A chapel filled with everyone singing on key.
No one ever blurting a note out early.
No one singing too soft or too loud.
Hymn book page numbers that never fall off the wall rack.
A music stand that never slips down.
Clothes that never have holes in the underarms.
Enough time to sing every verse of a song (including “A Poor Wayfaring Man of Grief”).
To never get laryngitis.
Other choristers.
An accompanist named Beethoven.

(The answer to yesterday's blog was #2)