LdS NuRsErY LaWs:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
The redder the punch, the more likely it will be to spill on a nursery child’s expensive new outfit.
Messy diapers are always connected with a parent coming to pick up their perfect child.
The more time spent on a lesson, the less likely the children will be to like it.
Illnesses usually surface at the end of every two-hour nursery session.
The lower your tolerance level, the higher a screaming baby's pitch will be.
No matter how hard you try, every child will eventually be hit by every toy.
Children will only sneeze on the Sundays where Kleenex are not available.
The greatest carrier of germs is not the children, but their nursery toys and blankets.
If a child is sick, soon you will be too.
Even though you expend more energy than the rest of the Ward combined, barely anyone in the Ward even knows you exist.
1 comment:
If your own child is finally old enough to attend nursery allowing you a peaceful Sunday school lesson - you're new calling will obviously be nursery worker.
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