Monday, February 13, 2006

OLYMPIC BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN LDS RELIEF SOCIETY OLYMPIC EVENTS

Top Ten LDS Relief Society Olympic Events:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1 - The Delluge – Which Relief Society is the most overwhelmed?

2 - Speedriving to Church meetings: Watch the sisters race to see who can drive to church the fastest.

3 - Cryatholon – Who will cry the hardest during R.S. Testmony meeting?

4 - Nice Hockey – Who can be the nicest of all the Relief Society sisters, really?

5 - Curling Iron – Best hairstyle with special emphasis paid to bangs.

6 - Doughboarding – Watch the sister compete in whose dough will rise the highest.

7 - Figure Hating – See the sisters interviewed to see who hates whose figure the most.

8 - The scaleleton – See which sister hates her bathroom scale the most.

9 - Downhill creaking – Watch the older sisters race to the Relief Society room to get the best seat.

10 - Mobsled – See who survives a mobbing generated by a huge scrapbook sale.

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