TOP TEN THINGS ADAM AND EVE
MAY HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER
HAD THEY BEEN MEMBERS OF
THE LATTER-DAY SAINT CHURCH:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 - “Eve, you ate one of those apples? Dang!”
2 - “Adam, I thought for Family Home Evening tonight, we’d talk about being tempted to partake of the tree of life.”
3 - “But, Eve, we don’t have to do our genealogy because we don’t have any ancestors!”
4 - “Adam, I’m going over to the church now to drop off my Fig Funeral Casserole.”
5 - “Does tithing mean giving 1/10th of our fig leaf to the church too?”
6 - “Adam, look what we made at Enrichment Night tonight: We made couch pillows out of coats of skin. Aren’t they cute?”
7 – “Adam, do you know when the next D.I. drive is? I have a ton of stuff I need to get rid of.”
8 – “Eve, I’m going over to the church now to help the Ward clean-up all of those thorns and thistles.”
9 – “Eve, now that I’ve been kicked out of the garden, what will happen to me if I don’t hearken unto you any more?”
10 – “With all of these trees around here, we have more than a two year’s supply of food.”
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