With Thanksgiving Just Around the Corner …
If Mormons Had Their Say...
Foods That Will Be Eaten in Heaven:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
Celestial Kingdom:
Meat: Beef
Potato: Funeral potatoes
Fruit: Grapes (hey, these are in the scriptures!)
Vegetable: Corn (Reference: Ears of corn mentioned in scriptures)
Drink: Sprite (sorry, Coke and Pepsi are not available here)
Candy: See’s chocolates, Snickers, m&m’s, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Hershey Bars, Life Savers, Tic Tacs
Other: Cheerios, Cheetos, Cheesecake, Kettle-corn popcorn
Terrestrial Kingdom:
Meat: Chicken
Potato: Mashed potatoes
Fruit: Apricots, dried fruit style (weren’t these in the scriptures too?)
Vegetable: Green Bean Casserole
Drink: Root Beer (Sorry, Coke and Pepsi are not available here either)
Candy: Werther’s caramels, Milky Way bars, Three Musketeers, Strawberry-flavored Mentos,
Other: Mega-butter popcorn, Fritos, Beef Jerky, Sunflower seeds
Telestial Kingdom:
Meat: Pork
Potato: Baked Potato French fries, potato chips, or Tator Tots
Fruit: Watermelon (How many of you want to go to the T-kingdom now, just because of this?)
Vegetable: Carrots, Broccoli, Peas,
Drink: Coke or Pepsi (Drink up!)
Candy: Big Hunks, Almond Joys, Mounds, Skittles
Outer Darkness:
Meat: Spam, Pig’s Feet, Hot Dogs, Liver
Potato: Mashed potatoes with the skins still on them
Drink: Ginger Ale or Egg Nog
Fruit: Lemon
Vegetable: Egg plant
Candy: Orange Sticks or Spudnut, Dots
Other foods: Rice patties
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