FAMOUS LDS SAINTS,
PLUS
LDS ST. PATTY'S DAY PRAYER
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone, no matter what religion you are! In fact, have you ever wondered why we never honor our Saints? Yes, we have saints in our church, and the time has come to place these saints on their saintly pedestals, for at least a couple of hours. So, with the reverence of a Primary child, I would like to take this time to honor our very own LDS Saints, followed by our very own LDS St. Patrick's Day Prayer:
Sports Saints:
St. Steve Young
St. Dale Murphy
St. Danny Ainge
St. Wally Joyner
St. Johnny Miller
Musical Saints:
St. All of the Osmond’s except Jimmy
St. Thurl Bailey
St. Gladys Knight
St. Kurt Bestor
Hollywood Saints:
Honorary Saint Larry King
Possibly-Could-Be Saints (if they really did join the Mormon church):
St. Jimmy Stewart and
St. Elvis Presley
St. Ricky Shroeder
St. Jewel
St. Christina Aguillera's parents
St. Alice Cooper
Political Saints:
St. Orin Hatch
St. Mitt Romney
St. Michel Leavitt
Crossover-St. Ted Kennedy
Author Saints:
St. Gerald Lund
St. Anita Stansfield
Crafty Saint:
St. Diane Thomas
Wealthy Saints:
St. John Huntman
St. Marriotts
Miscellaneous Saints:
St. Larry H. Miller
St. All of the Stead family
St. Mr. Mac
And last, but not least, our very own LDS St. Patrick's Day Prayer:
May the cops on the road never catch you on your way to Church,
May the force of a thousand hurricanes convince you to finally do your home teaching,
May the sons of Mosiah’s images (while they were rebellious) never shine upon your face,
May the Primary children always fall softly out of their folding chairs,
And until we meet again,
May chocolate and coke always be plentiful in the palms of your hands.
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