BREAKING NEWS: 10 THINGS I'VE LEARNED ABOUT LIFE WHILE SITTING ON THE BACK ROW OF SACRAMENT MEETING!!!

10 Things I've Learned About Life
While Sitting on the Back Row
of Sacrament Meeting:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

1. When the tone of a person’s voice becomes flat enough, even the most alert person can fall asleep.

2. The corner of a hymn book holder can be lethal to a toddler’s head.

3. A bald head scrubbed clean enough, reflecting off the overhead lights, can look like it’s made of glass.

4. No matter how slowly a candy wrapper is opened, it will always make too much noise.

5. Even though a sleeping person's head is angled in the most painful of positions, that person can still remain in a comatose state.

6. No matter how hard they try, a room filled with hundreds of intelligent people will never be able to say the word, “Amen” in unison.

7. Because they are in a choir, even the worst of singing voices can still get the biggest smiles.

8. No matter what age, treats can make even the grumpiest person happy.

9. In the proper setting, watching a microphone raise and lower can be quite exciting.

10. Under the right circumstance, a chapel clock can appear to be ticking so slowly that it can actually appear to be broken.