NEWLY DISCOVERED BREAKING NEWS: DON'T MISS THIS: OTHER SIGNS OF THE LAST DAYS DISCOVERED BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!
“OTHER” SIGNS OF THE TIMES!!!
FINALLY UNCOVERED!!!!

1. The CTR ring will be changed from the CTR ring to the CTPCTTDBIYDTACLUWCAY ring (or, in other words, the Choose The Politically Correct Thing To Do Or The A.C.L.U. Will Come After You ring).

2. Rivers, lakes and streams will flow with rich milk chocolate, but it will be totally nonconsumable because of contamination from totally radio-active hazardous waste material.

3. BYU will be renamed The U. of U. and The U. of U. will renamed BYU.

4. A ninth verse will be added to “A Poor Wayfaring Man of Grief.”

5. The fiftieth volume of The Work and the Glory will be published.

6. Popcorn will pop from the apricot trees.

7. So many members of the church will want to work in the nursery that a waiting list program will be initiated.

8. The country of Iraq will lead the world in scrap-booking.

9. The ten tribes of Israel will compete against each other in the Olympics.

10. One hundred percent home teaching will prevail upon the Earth.