MoRmOn SuPeRsTiOnS!!!
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
- Seeing a runny-nosed kid in Nursery means your child will soon be sick.
Finding a hymnbook number from the opening song, sitting on the floor beneath the hymnbook number sign, means no one will know what page the opening song is on.
Being the first person to enter a Sunday School classroom means you will be saying the opening prayer.
Ignoring a call to come home teaching means your family won’t be visited for three more months.
A toddler sitting in the row behind you in Sacrament Meeting means you’ll soon be hit by a toy.
Being called to serve in the Elder’s Quorum means you will soon be moving lots and lots of furniture.
Long lines at a Ward Pot Luck Dinner means there won’t be enough food for you.
Scheduling Scout Camp means every man in the Ward will soon be too busy to go.
A child standing on a folding chair means that chair will soon collapse.
Being the first person to enter a Sunday School classroom means you will be saying the opening prayer.
Ignoring a call to come home teaching means your family won’t be visited for three more months.
A toddler sitting in the row behind you in Sacrament Meeting means you’ll soon be hit by a toy.
Being called to serve in the Elder’s Quorum means you will soon be moving lots and lots of furniture.
Long lines at a Ward Pot Luck Dinner means there won’t be enough food for you.
Scheduling Scout Camp means every man in the Ward will soon be too busy to go.
A child standing on a folding chair means that chair will soon collapse.
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