Wednesday, May 11, 2005

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: MORMON OXYMORONS!!!

MORMON OXYMORONS:
(By a highly restrained Bettyanne Bruin)


Mormon Oxymorons:

Living/breathing high priest

Reverent Primary

Consistent home teaching

Happy family

Fun Family Night

Excellent choir

Perfect Latter Day Saint
Sweet sister

Short meeting

Healthy nursery

Handsome Ward Clerk

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