IF MITT ROMNEY
BECOMES PRESIDENT
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 -
Corn will be pronounced carn
2 -
All cabinet meetings will begin with
"The Hello Song."
3 -
The letter "T" will be dropped from
the English alphabet ( moun-ains, ki-ens, shu-up)
4 -
The announced will be made that
fry sauce is the offical American condiment.
5 -
If a cabinet member cannot make a cabinet meeting,
he or she will need to get a substitute.
6 -
Funeral potatoes and green Jell-o salad
will be served at the White House.
7 -
The colors of the flag will be changed
to red, yellow and blue.
8 -
Refreshments will be served
after all cabinet meetings.
9 -
All state departments will use more visual aids.
10-
A war will break out to finally settle the battle:
Coke or Pepsi.
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