HJB BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN CHANGES IN AMERICA IF MITT ROMNEY BECOMES PRESIDENT

Greetings from Redondo Beach. I have been thinking about HJB while I've been gone. I always have an eye out for HJB things, which I will address in the future. But, for today, one idea came to me. Quickly, I will jot down as much as I can before I jump back in the ocean: TOP TEN CHANGES IN AMERICA IF MITT ROMNEY BECOMES PRESIDENT: (I can't get this computer to work right, so it's all in one run today: 1- Corn will be pronounced Carn. 2 - America's official condiment will finally be announced: Fry Sauce. 3 - The American Flag will no longer be red, white and blue, but red, yellow and blue. 4 - All cabinet meetings will beging with "The Hello Song." 5 - Finally, the biggest war in history will break out to finally make the final decision: Coke or Pepsi! 6 - The letter "T" will be dropped from the alphabet (moun-ains, ki-en, lay-on) 7 - "Fetch" will be announced as the nation's official swear word. 8 - Uh, oh. Waves are calling. I'll keep working on this one. Favorite HJB saying: Remember to BE GOOD AND HAVE FUN!!!!