Monday, June 05, 2006

TEACHING BREAKING NEWS: TEACH A MORMON TO...

TEACH A MORMON TO...

(By Bettyanne Bruin)

Teach a Mormon

how to be determined and they will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, including drawing blood, to win a Ward basketball game.

Teach a Mormon

how to be thrifty and they will knock over shelves and cash registers to be first in line for a scrapbooking sale.

Teach a Mormon

how to be prepared and they will buy wheat silos, armored cars and bullet proof vests to be ready for the Second Coming.

Teach a Mormon

how to have family pride and they picnic on their ancestors graves.

Teach a Mormon

how to be 100 percent visiting teacher and they will knock on your door at midnight, pull you out of bed and give you the message for the month.

Teach a Mormon

to serve and they will eat ten servings of ice cream.

Teach Mormon

to have fun and they will have fun, even at a loved one’s funeral.

Teach a Mormon

how to sacrifice and they will sacrifice everything but their candy or soda pop.

Teach a Mormon

to be nice and they will be very nice until someone steals their seat in a theater.

Teach a Mormon

to be obedient and they will be very obedient unless they’re late for a church meeting.

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