TOP TEN COMMENTS
FOUND IN THE DIARY
OF A WARD NURSERY LEADER:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 – “Dear Diary: I just have one question:
what did I do wrong in the pre-existence to deserve this?”
2 – “Dear Diary: I’m just getting over another cold…”
3 – “Dear Diary: I’ve been in this calling now for 3 months,
2 days and five minutes.”
4 – “Dear Diary: Today I bought ear plugs.”
5 – “Dear Diary: Why was snot invented?”
6 – “Dear Diary: Today I only took 4 Excedrine.”
7 – “Dear Diary: I’ve decided the only way out of this
is calling is to develop a bad case of claustrophobia
or some highly contagious disease for which there is
no cure.”
8 – “Dear Diary: Please forgive me. Sister Parkinson
has been driving me crazy lately
with all of her perfectionist demands
so I purposely fed her kid red punch and Oreos today.”
9 – “Dear Diary: I think it would be easier
to keep 80 ping pong balls under the water
at the same time than to get all of the kids quiet
for just one minute to hear a lesson.”
10 – “Dear Diary: I’ve decided I’m not on enough
medication yet to keep me going in this calling,
so I’ve decided to ask to be released.”
1 comment:
It sure did seem like that sometimes in my 2+ years (total) in Nursery. Kids are great, but how do parents deal with those people all day long?
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