TRUE CONFESSIONS: Top Ten Reasons Why LDS Men Don't Do Their Hometeaching
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1. Because the families never answer their door when LDS man stops by on the last day of each month at 11 p.m.
2. Because the LDS man does not know any of the names of the LDS families the LDS man is supposed to hometeach.
3. Because LDS man feels he must stay home with his family, just in case the Second Coming suddenly arrives.
4. Because the LDS man actually does do his hometeaching...as he passes his hometeaching families in the hallways at Church.
5. Because the LDS man has done so many other things right in his life that the LDS man is afraid if he does do his hometeaching he will be translated and his family needs him too much.
6. Because the LDS man is afraid of what might happen if while doing his hometaching, the LDS man accidentally became injured and he needed to sue the LDS hometeaching family, so, out of compassion for the LDS family, LDS man is not going to take any risks.
7. Because once, when he was hometeaching with his father as a young boy, the LDS man had a traumatic experience with a vicious dog, and so, for mentally medicinal reasons, therapists have advised him never to do his hometeaching.
8. Because the LDS man refuses to have HIS Ward be one of THOSE WARDS Wards that brags about having 100% hometeaching.
9. Because the LDS man tries to do his hometeaching, but everytime he gets in his car, Satan tempts him and he goes to the gym instead.
10. Because the LDS man's hometeachers never come over to hometeach him.
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