Monday, June 13, 2005

BREAKING NEWS: AVAILABLE NOW: ADVICE ON LIFE FROM LDS WARD LEADERS

AVAILABLE NOW:
ADVICE ON LIFE FROM WARD LEADERS!!!
(By Bettyanne Bruin)


Advice on life from a High Priest:

Some believe life is for eating, drinking and being merry, but life is really for eating, drinking and sleeping. So sleep, sleep a lot. And when you are finished sleeping, sleep some more.

Advice on life from a Ward Basketball Player:
Always shoot for the best and, when life gets you down, be sure to take a good upper cut at anything that might be getting in the way of scoring every point you can.

Advice on life from a Relief Society President:
You can be perfect. And, if you can’t be perfect, go on medication.

Advice on life from a Primary child:
If someone is pestered long enough, eventually he, she or them will give in.

Advice on life from a Scoutmaster:
While doing your duty, try not to entertain thoughts of harming others, especially little boys under the age of twelve who have been sent to camp to give their families a break.

Advice on life from a Scrapbooker:
Life always looks better glued to a piece of paper.

Advice on life from a Genealogist:
Always search for what is missing most in your life.

Advice on life from a Ward librarian:
Even true friends or perfect saints refuse to remember to return borrowed items.

Advice on life from a Ward Mission Leader:
No matter how hard people try to lose your phone number, don’t give up. You can always give them your phone number again and again and again.

Advice on life from a Nursery Leader:
Amidst the world's madness, Advil works best.

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