If a Mormon Became President

1.

The Elder's Quorum would help move all of the

furniture into the White House

2.

A buzzer would be installed to give

a five-minute warning to all White House meetings.

3.

The Department of Housing and Urban Development would be renamed

the Department of Housing and Suburban Development.

4.

To help organize all world events,

sign-up sheets would be passed around the room

at all Cabinet meetings.

5.

If a cabinet member is unable to attend his or her meeting,

he or she would have to get a substitute.

6.

FEMA would be replaced with

the Relief Society.

7.

To further promote goodwill,

all U.S. Ambassadors would be asked to

"Heart Attack" the front doors of all world leaders.

8.

While waiting for the President to arrive

for his press conference,

journalists would play hang man.

9.

Government meeting attendance would be taken

by having a government clerk walk up and down the aisles

while marking hash tags on a small piece of paper.

10.

Attendees at Presidential dinners would be allowed to

take food home to freeze for upcoming family dinners.

Stay tuned for more...