COLUMBUS BREAKING NEWS:
TOP TEN LDS DISCOVERIES
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
1 - A lot can be accomplished on the last day of the month.
2 - Getting hit by a folding chair, during a basketball game, really hurts.
3 - There is no such thing as a good looking ancestor.
4 - Cheerios are just as good eaten dry.
5 - Refreshments can make any event a success.
6 - Scrapbooking costs as much as a home mortgage
7 - Scouting is only for the completely insane.
8 - Sunday School is mostly intended to keep Mormons from breaking the Sabbath.
9 – Ten kids in one room for two hours can actually cause germs to grow.
10 – Certain male tones, sustained long enough, can cause anyone to fall asleep
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