Wednesday, September 13, 2006

GENERAL CONFERENCE BREAKING NEWS: TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD WHILE STANDING IN LINE FOR GENERAL CONFERENCE

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD
WHILE STANDING IN LINE FOR
GENERAL CONFERENCE
(By Bettyanne Bruin )

1 –
I wonder if the line’ll be this long
to get into Heaven!

2 –
I wouldn’t even stand in a line this long
to meet my eternal companion!

3 –
How many of us in this line
do you think are related?

4 –
With a line this long,
it’s amazing we don’t drink!

5 -
I hope we don’t find out this is the line
to use the restroom!

6 –
And the pioneers thought they had it rough
crossing the plains!

7 –
I guess this is what the scriptures mean
when they say, “Endure to the end!”

8 –
Just think, if we keep doing missionary work,
this line’ll be even longer!

9 –
Just think, Honey, this line could represent
all of our posterity!

10 –
You’d think in a line this long
they could at least serve refreshments!

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