TOP TEN NEWEST WAYS
LDS PEOPLE SPEAK!!!
(by Bettyanne Bruin)
1 - It's not Family Home Evening anymore,
it's Family Home!!!
2 - Instead of, "Want to go with me somewhere?"
it's now, "Wanna go with?"
3 - Instead of BYU, it's The BY!!!
4 - Green Jell-O is now just Green J!!!
5 - And guess what? We're not preparing
for the second coming anymore
'cause we're all preparing for the Second C!!!
6 - Word is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
now refers to the The Battle Hymn of the Repulic
as The Battle H of the R!!!
7 - Missionaries also now only refer to
assistants to the President as Assistants to the P!!!
8 - And High Councilmen are now called High C's!!!
9 - Uh oh. Do not do this:
Some people now refer to General Authorities as G.A.'s!!!
10 - And, when we die?
Of course: We all want to go to the C. Kingdom!!!!
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