Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Top Ten Signs You Might Be Taking Your Calling as the Gospel Doctrine Teacher Too Seriously:

1 - Class members who forget their scriptures are threatened with their lives.

2 - You prepare your lessons one year in advance.

3- All of your visual aids are professionally made.

4 - You do not allow any noise in your classroom, including baby’s crying, coughing, sneezing, oxygen tanks and any labored breathing.

5 - You use Power Point.


To be continued...

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