Monday, April 10, 2006

BOO-HOO BREAKING NEWS: TOP THEN THINGS THAT MAKE MORMONS CRY

Top Ten Things That Make Mormons Cry:

1 - Baby
Blessings
2 -
Testimonies
3 – When BYU loses to the
U. of U
4 - When their funeral potatoes are burned
5 - When a fast food restaurant is out of fry sauce
6 - When, the night before fast Sunday, their favorite all-you-can eat restaurant is
closed
7 - When they just missed the biggest srapbooking sale ever
! (Dedicated to Gennie -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEN!!!)
8 – When they accidentally buy a Coke instead of a Pepsi (or a Pepsi instead of a Coke)
9 – When someone brings them a candy bar AND IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE !!!
10 – When they don’t get “their seat” in the chapel.

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