Friday, December 23, 2005

YULETIDE BREAKING NEWS: LDS CHRISTMAS SPECIALS

LDS CHRISTMAS SPECIALS
(By Bettyanne Bruin)


Billy, the Red-nosed Nursery Kid

A Christmas Story About Why I Was Unable to Spend the Holidays With My Family in Florida Because I Couldn't Find a Substitute for My Class

I’m Dreaming of a Red and Green Jell-o Christmas

It’s a Wonderful Life on Prozac

Christmas Vacation with the Steed Family

The Grinch Who Keeps Stealing Church Magazines out of the Library Needs to Bring Them Back!

Home for the Holidays Instead of Doing My Home Teaching

A Genealogy Christmas Carol With All of Your Long, Lost Relatives -- Past, Present and Future

A Very Brady Christmas and Other Polygamist Hairstyles

The Bishop’s Wife Sits Alone Every Sunday at Church

Miracle on 34th Street That No One Ever Gets Ticketed on Their Way to Church

The Nutcracker, Nuts and Other Food Storage Items No Food Storage Should Be Without

The Polar Bear High Priest Who Took So Long to Express His Opinion in Sunday School Class That Eventually Everyone Left To Go To Their Next Meeting

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