YO BREAKING NEWS: YO MAMA IS SO LDS...

Yo Mama is so LDS…
(By Bettyanne Bruin)

...all of her license plates on all of her cars read RULDS2?
...she has twelve old strollers piled in her garage.
...the toy room is the biggest room in her house.
...she believes nursery leader is the highest calling in the church.
...she drives a school bus for the family car.
...she believes baking cookies should be an Olympic sport.
...she can turn rotten potatoes into a to-die-for front door wreath.
...she could be the poster child for Heaven.
...people hang her picture from their rear view mirror to remind them to be happy.
...if you look up the word “perfect” in the dictionary, you’d see her picture by it.
...she never had to dress up to go as an angel for Halloween.