LDS MEMBERS
SHOULD NEVER DESIRE TO BREAK:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
World’s worst LDS testimony bearer.
Looks most like Satan.
World’s most boring LDS Sunday School lesson.
Most calories consumed the night before a LDS Fast and Testimony meeting.
Farthest stray from a LDS High Priest Group lesson.
Least amount of LDS tithing paid.
Most times kicked out of a LDS Ward choir.
Most Cheerios spilled on the LDS chapel carpet.
Worst injury from a LDS Primary folding chair.
LDS Scoutmaster with the worst temper at Scout Camp.
LDS Scoutmaster most likely to lose a scout at Scout Camp.
LDS Church's biggest funeral potato casserole.
LDS church member who holds the record for the most amount of time spent searching for a lost ancestor.
LDS church sister who believes most that she was told in the pre-existence that she was supposed to marry Steve Young.
Most likely to fall away from the LDS church.
LDS church's ugliest sleeper in Sacrament Meeting.
LDS church members worst comb-over.
LDS church member least likely to know the meaning of any scripture.
LDS church's biggest signs of the times expert.
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