Wednesday, October 05, 2005

GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD'S RECORDS BREAKING NEWS: LDS WORLD RECORDS LDS MEMBER NEVER WANT TO BREAK

LDS WORLD RECORDS
LDS MEMBERS
SHOULD NEVER DESIRE TO BREAK:
(By Bettyanne Bruin)


World’s worst LDS testimony bearer.

Looks most like Satan.

World’s most boring LDS Sunday School lesson.

Most calories consumed the night before a LDS Fast and Testimony meeting.

Farthest stray from a LDS High Priest Group lesson.

Least amount of LDS tithing paid.

Most times kicked out of a LDS Ward choir.

Most Cheerios spilled on the LDS chapel carpet.

Worst injury from a LDS Primary folding chair.

LDS Scoutmaster with the worst temper at Scout Camp.

LDS Scoutmaster most likely to lose a scout at Scout Camp.

LDS Church's biggest funeral potato casserole.

LDS church member who holds the record for the most amount of time spent searching for a lost ancestor.

LDS church sister who believes most that she was told in the pre-existence that she was supposed to marry Steve Young.

Most likely to fall away from the LDS church.


LDS church's ugliest sleeper in Sacrament Meeting.

LDS church members worst comb-over.

LDS church member least likely to know the meaning of any scripture.

LDS church's biggest signs of the times expert.

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