EPTIAPHS FOR LDS PEOPLE
(By Bettyanne Bruin)
LDS Genealogist: Finally able to locate
that one relative
whose records were burned
in the 1890 fire.
LDS Home Teacher: Tell all my families
I won’t be visiting them
this month either.
LDS High Priest: Every Sunday in High Priest’s Quorum,
I practiced for this moment.
LDS Ward Clerk: Gone to Heaven to count souls.
LDS Primary Teacher: I just hope they serve good treats there.
LDS Nursery Leaders: Even if I go to hell, it can’t be any worse
than where I’ve just been.
LDS Relief Society President: Goin’ to eat that great casserole in the sky.
LDS Basketball Player: Hopefully they have good refs there.
LDS Sunday School: Thank goodness I'll never
have to find another substitute again.
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