Top Ten Mormon Phelps Faces
1 - When you thought were going on a foreign mission
but get called to Idaho.
2 - When you thought you paid a full tithing but came up $1k short.
3- When you get called as Ward Mission Leader (or Nursery Leader or Scoutmaster).
4 - When Sacrament meeting goes more than 20 minutes over.
5 - When, right after fixing the best breakfast ever,
you remember it's Fast Sunday.
6 - When a visiting family steals "your family's" pew in the chapel.
7- When you finally get to the food line at the Ward dinner
and there's no more funeral potatoes left.
8- When the parking lot's full at Stake Conference
so you have to park up the street.
9 - When the U. of U. beats BYU